Summer Themed Jokes

Have you ever heard the saying, “laughter is the best medicine”? We aren’t too sure about that, but we do know that laughter is important, which is why we are sharing a few seasonal jokes in today’s The Block Townhomes Blog post. Read on for a dose of summer-themed humor to brighten your month here in Starkville, MS.
 

Q: Where do fish go on vacation?

A: They don’t, because they are always in school.

Q: What do you call a snowman in July?

A: A puddle.

Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks.

Q: Where do sharks go on vacation?

A: Finland!

Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

A: A coconut on vacation.

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?

A: So that they don’t peel!

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?

A: Fish and ships!

Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

A: Because then they’d be bagels!

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?

A: The Baa-hamas.

Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

A: Because they are shellfish.

Q: What did the bread do on vacation?

A: It loafed around.

Q: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?

A: Because he already had a trunk.

Q: Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one.
 

Which joke was your favorite? We hope you got a good laugh from at least a few of them! Let us know in the comments and feel free to share your best jokes with the rest of the apartment community. We hope you have a fantastic summer filled with new and exciting adventures and plenty of laughter.